Collection for the ‘SMS Messages’
Ye hamari madhya ratri seva hai
Isme hum aadhi raat k baad
Logon ki need kharab karte hain
Suno gaur se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga...
Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle.
If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further.
The people whom we like very much
God always keep them away from us..
So that we miss them...
Jinki yaad mein hum deewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye,
Shayad unhe talash hai ab...
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?”
Sardar: No sir, only small...
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local Sardars have so far found 500...
Kyun tor diya dil hamara?
Kyun itne sapne dikhaae?
Kyun piyar se paas bulaya?
Kyun dil mein hamein basaya?
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.