Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good??

Sardar : Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar : GO

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar : Pichlli

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar : Pichlli

Interviewer: Shut up

Sardar : Keep Talking

Interviewer: Get out

Sardar : Come in

Interviewer: Oh my God

Sardar : Oh my Devil

Interviewer: U r rejected

Sardar : I m Selected..

Balle Balle!!!! 🙂

Related posts:

  1. Mere papa bahut darpok hain Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child – jab bhi road cross karten...
  2. A man to Santa A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within...
  3. A man asked Sardarji A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan...
  4. How do We Escape? Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now? Sardar :...
  5. ‘Free Delivery’ Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’....
  6. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
  7. Sardarji to doctor Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your problem? Sardarji : I keep...
  8. I paid Rs.1000 Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy...
  9. Flash New A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab. Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…...
  10. Aplication by santa Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to...
  11. Kash yeh meri… Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi...
  12. Take a wild guess Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did he say…? !!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!...
  13. Banta to his new bride “Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able...
  14. “Le karle number note” Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse...
  15. Oye! higher studies yaar Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied,...
  16. Don’t play with my life Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So...
  17. Meri biwi aur meri premika Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.....
  18. NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN! Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except...
  19. anta fall out the window Why did Santa fall out the window? – He was ironing the curtain....
  20. 8 khaye nahi jayenge Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde...
  21. Shanta and kele wala Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to...
  22. Convert this sentence Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to...
  23. Sardar and servant Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an...
  24. How can a Sardar kill a lion? How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink...
  25. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...