Paise Urrane ki Adat hai…
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS
Sardar:
Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do
Shopkeepr:
Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sardar:
Karna to kuch b nahi bas aisy he paise Urrane ki Adat hai
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