1 memon yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
1 Memon: Yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon…Mujhay 1000 Rupees dai day…
Dost hi dost k kam aata hai…
Dosra Memon: Yeh 20 rupees lay riksha ker aur purse lai aa…..
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