1 press reporter hospital mein ek zakhmi ka interview kar raha tha… 

“Aap kese zakhmi hue?”

 

ZAKHMI: “Main sarak se guzar raha tha k aik dam zara fasley pe bomb gira…”,

 

Reporter: “Kya wo phat gaya tha?”

 

Zakhmi (Ghussey se):

Nahi… Wo reeng kar mere qareeb aaya aur muje kaat liya…..”

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