A grade 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names

Dan:
My name is Dan
When I grow up to be a man
I want to go to India and Japan
If I can, If I can, If I can

Sally:
My name is Sally
When I grow up to be a lady
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can

Sam:
My name is Sam
When I grow up to be a man
Never mind India and Japan
Im gonna help Sally with her plan
I know I can, I can, I can:-D

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