A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night.
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night.
Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home.
Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now
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