Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki tarha ho gai hai Faraz…
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki tarha ho gai hai Faraz…
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Aik Ghanta Subha…
Aik Ghanta Dupehar…
Aik Ghanta Sham….!!!
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