Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
May.26, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Funny SMS
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
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