Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??

Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:

Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.

Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada

Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.

Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

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