Arguing with your Boss….
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS, Urdu Riddle SMS
Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it…!
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