Aye Mamu
May.26, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Circuit : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
Mamu : Nehin.
Circuit : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
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