Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi.
Veeru: Bolo.
Basanti: Main Pregnant hoon!
Veeru: It’s a very good News.
Basanti : Shadi se pehle pitaji ko bataya tha toh bahut maar padi thi.

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