Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad
May.26, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad Halaak ho gaye
Marnay k baad b Onki ongliyaan hilti rahin
Investigation se pata chala k 1 k pas Djuice aur dosray k pas Ufone tha.
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