Bruce Lee's Favorite
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Bruce Lee’s Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why?
Kha-Lee
🙂
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