Chod deu timro padhai
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS, Urdu Misc SMS Jokes
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai.
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