Hey Krishna tu is kalyug me aake to dikha …

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara, Bin Laden ko hath laga ke to dikha.

Tune pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya, mere gym me aake ek dumbell utha k to dikha.

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai, Bipasa ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha.

Tune gokul k 1600 gopia sath me rakhi, mere college ki ek ladki pata k to dikha.

Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa k to dikha …

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