Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy-Long Drive Per.
Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.
Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay
Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi

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