Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha,

Rastay main 1 admi ne rok k pucha,

bhai ye konsa janwar hai

“TOTA” bola ”
PATHAN” hai salaa.

Related posts:

  1. Rab kare apko sab mily Rab kare apko sab mily Himut Izat Rupiya Bangla Style Smile Personality Popularity Car . . . . . ....
  2. Main kaisi lag rahi hoon Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi...
  3. Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika… Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika… Dono NE kapde tyag diye, Ek NE desh ke liye, Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!...
  4. Hamari tumhari dosti dunya ke liye ek misal hai Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai, Tumhe pane ke liye...
  5. Plz hurry up Shaytan association invites all the members For the annual meeting to discuss their vacation Of the month of ramadan so...
  6. Truck number bhi likha hai 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number...
  7. Milk and orange juice John: What food u feed ur new born baby? Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice. John: Oh my…...
  8. Life of a college student Life of a college student: Wallet hai, paise nahi Lecture hai, attendance nahi Mobile hai, balance nahi Friends hai boyfriend...
  9. Jhak marte the kya… Galileo used 2 study in small lamp, Graham bell used 2 study in candle, shakespear used 2 study in stret...
  10. Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Me… *Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya . . . . . Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur...
  11. Piece of PHILOSOPHY… ‘Piece of PHILOSOPHY’: Small Things Hurt a Lot Example: You can sit on a Mountain but not on a Pin:-)...
  12. Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega. Beta : Lekin papa...
  13. Mera dil hai HUGE Mera dil hai HUGE, Isse mat karna USE, Warna ho jaye ga FUSE, Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES....
  14. Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena… Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata...
  15. Sochti hon k …. Sochti hon k   yeh daulat   yeh bangla   yeh car yeh dunya bhar k aish-o-aram yeh bank balance...
  16. papa muje b shadi krni hai Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai. Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo...
  17. When u feel sad When u feel sad … To cheer up just go to the mirror and say … “damn I am really...
  18. Our car only starts with petrol Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?” Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts...
  19. I will die Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni...
  20. Shaane log SMS kar raele hai Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele hai dog log bark bark kar raele hai...
  21. Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta...
  22. Sardarji zebra crossing pe Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA...
  23. Teacher asks a Computer Student Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein...
  24. Maa Kasam Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!! Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki Har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki ko dekha...
  25. Dont play with Students.. :D 1 Student, 1 Politician Or 1 Terrorist. Kashti Me Ja Rahe The. . 1 JIN Aaya Or Bola:”Samundar Me Koi...