B0y:I’LL climb da tallest m0untain,
swim da deepest ocean,
walk on h0t lava,
just 4 u
Girl:can u c0me 2 meet me n0w?
B0y:nahi abi halaat kharab hain
Ammi nikalnay nai daingi.

Related posts:

  1. Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat, Woh aankhon se war karti hai, Maine dekha hai uski aankhon...
  2. Kaash tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote Kaash tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote Chand to tu hai hi … sitaare bhee saath hote...
  3. Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai....
  4. Ushe kaminapan kehte hein Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein, Agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein, Teen...
  5. Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile, Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU, Aur kahi karne ki jagha...
  6. Itna kyon darate ho Lab khamosh johate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahe milate ho, Saans rukti hai jab...
  7. Koi pathar se na maare Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko … Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko … Bomb ka...
  8. Aaj mein ek baat keh kar rahoon ga Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga. Woh yeh hai ke: I I L I LO I...
  9. Mujhe Bimari Hay Pathan Dr se: Mujhe Bimari Hy Khane K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti Sone K Bad Nend Nhi Ati Kam Kron...
  10. Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad Halaak ho gaye Marnay k baad b Onki ongliyaan hilti rahin Investigation se pata chala...
  11. Mera Khyal Rkhna… Mri Khushi Ki Khatir Khud Ko Sanbhal Rkhna Usny Kaha Tha Mjse Apna khyal Rkhna Is Bat Ka Taqaza Mjse...
  12. meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay Husband: Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao. Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi...
  13. Ik "PATHAN" apnay Ser pe "TOTA" bitha kar ja raha tha Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha, Rastay main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, bhai...
  14. Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi Husbnd:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi Wah!kia larki thi Wife:Akeli aye hogi? Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata? Wife:Uska husband...
  15. Pathan ka radio kharab hogaya , ...
  16. puttar andar se mre daant le aa.. Dada: puttar andar se mre daant le aa.. pota: par dada g abi to roti nae paki.. dada: puttar roti...
  17. Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga dost… Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dost’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k . . . . Shadi...
  18. Thanks for the warning! A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever. The guy says, thanks for the warning!...
  19. Why are U so lazy? Wife : Why are U so lazy? Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. Wife : Why??? Husband...
  20. A responsible man as a husband Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband. Man replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is pregnant in...
  21. Maine puchha chand se Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin” Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta...
  22. Make a best selling Teacher : What should be there in a book to make it best selling? Student : A girl on the...
  23. Zarurat nahi alfaz ki Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki, Pyaar to bas cheeze hai ehasas ki, Pass hote to kya manzar hota, Dur se...
  24. Bhula nahi sakte Hum chahain bhi toh bhula nahi sakte, Teri yaadon se daaman chura nahi sakte, Tere bin jeena ek pal bhi...
  25. Yara ye "SENT MESSAGE" kia hota hay? Pathan: Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay? Dusra Pathan: khocha tum to bilkul Akhrot hay ‘sent mesage’ ka matlab...