jazz menu may kushamdeed,
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
jazz menu may kushamdeed,
Mangani k liye 1 dabaye,
Shadi k liye 2 dabaye,
Talak k liye 3 dabaye,
Aur biwi se nijat k liye apna gala dabaye :p
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