Jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Funny SMS
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why?
Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
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