koi masly wali baat nhi hai…
May.26, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS, Urdu Insult SMS
<(",)> KaaÑ
(( KhoL kr
JL SuÑLo
Agr 5 m¡Ñte Ma¡ ko¡ SmS Ñhi Aaya
to?
to?
Thori dair baad kr dena,
koi masly wali baat nhi hai 😉
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