Life style Menu
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Life style Menu may welcome,
Menu hai:
CALL ke liye 1 dabaiye
ENGAGEMENT k liye 2 dabaiye
SHAADI k liye 3 dabaiye
Or
DOOSRI BIWI k liye pehli ka gala dabaiye.
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