Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver…
Jun.23, 2015 in Urdu Funny SMS
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..
Nahi Samjhay?????
Lo Urdu main Parho …
Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p
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