Market mein abh tak nahi aaya
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Ye aik naya sms ha jo market mein abh tak nahi aaya!!!
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Niche kya dekh rahe ho???
Kaha na abhi tak market mein nahi aaya
Toh tumharay paas kaise aayega?
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