Marriage..
Jun.23, 2015 in
SMS Messages, Urdu Funny SMS
Arranged Marriage..
Rs.6,00,000 Shadi
Rs.4,00,000 jewellry
Rs.50,000
Shadi ki Rasme
…
total
Rs.10,50,000
Love Marriage
Rs.100 ka Stamp paper
Rs.20 Notary
Rs.50 ki Varmaala
Rs.20 ka Photo
Total Rs.190
Paisa apka
Pasand apki
Faisla apka
jago grahak jago
lover k sath bhago 😛 😀
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