Oh zalim-e-kanjus
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein,
ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein
kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus,
kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein
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