Purane b chal jaien ge…
Jun.25, 2017 in
Urdu Funny SMS, Urdu Independence Day SMS
14 August aa raha hy
Main Quaid-e-Azam k photo jama kr raha hun
Plz
Ghar me jitny b
10,20,50,100,500,1000,5000
K note hen mujy bej den,purane b chal jaien ge.
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