Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe aur aankhien mai apni num kroon..
Merey baap ki tauba jo agley saal pepsi pe 5 rupey kam kroon……!!
From:
Mr Ikram Sadiq,
Managing Director.
Pepsi & Co.

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