Sharab body ko khatam karti hai
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
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