Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai
Jun.23, 2015 in Urdu Funny SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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