Takiya lo or so jao
May.26, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Duniya mein reh kar sapno me kho jao,
Kisi ko apna banalo ya kisike ho jao,
Agar kuch bhi nahi hota hai,
To takiya lo or so jao.
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