Tamatar khao
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do baba!
Santa: Tamatar khao.
Bhikari: Roti do baba!
Santa: Tamatar khao!
Bhikari: Chalo tamatar hi khila do!
Santa ki wife: Yeh totle hai, keh rahe hai kamakar khao.
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