The famous octopus 'Paul'…
May.26, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
The famous octopus ‘Paul’ that gained attention
during the football world cup for its
ever correct predictions is dead.
It was found floating on water
after some precarious incident that
took place in Berlin.
The local police says that a Pakistani
entered the museum and asked the octopus
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kisne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupay kam kardo?
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