Man called family meeting one saturday to discuss.
Dad said-this is unacceptable i dont use this fone,
i only use my work fone..

Mum said-Me too,
I hardly ever use this fone..

Son said-I use my office mobile,
I never use the home fone..

All of them are shocked and
together look at the maid,
Who is patiently listening to them…

Maid said-What?
So we all use our work fones…

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