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1. No entry Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board! Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha? Santa: Mujhe...
2. I press the bell but no one comes out A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies:...
3. Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh...
4. Aaj Light Khana hai! Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light...
5. Santa & Banta Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st:...
6. Sardarji & Librarian Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story” Librarian,...
7. Sardarji zebra crossing pe Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA...
8. Sardar and Beta Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat...
9. 8 khaye nahi jayenge Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde...
10. Jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him Musibat jitni choti ho...
11. Don’t play with my life Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So...
12. Oye! higher studies yaar Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied,...
13. Mere papa bahut darpok hain Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child – jab bhi road cross karten...
14. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
15. Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I...
16. Sardar’s english language A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is...
17. Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish...
18. Aplication by santa Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to...
19. I paid Rs.1000 Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy...
20. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
21. Bruce Lee's Favorite Bruce Lee’s Favorite Vegetable=Mu-Lee Festival=Diwa-Lee Actres=Sona-Lee Music=Qawa-Lee Film=Coo-Lee Animal=Bil-Lee Brain=Urs Why? Kha-Lee 🙂...
22. Perfect Example Of Confidence A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts...
23. Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai.   Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun...
24. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli...
25. Saturday ko free rehna Saturday ko free rehna   Koi program mat banana I want 2meet u tumhain kahin le jana hai Plz na...