Wat is de longest word in de english language?
SMILES-bcoz dere is a mile betwen da first n last letters
😀
Who sits on babies?
A babysitter:D
Wat starts wid a T,ends with a T, n is full of T?
A teapot:D

Wat is de richest kind of air?
MillionAIRe:D

What’s a quick way 2 double ur money?
By folding it
😀

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