Yara ye "SENT MESSAGE" kia hota hay?
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Pathan: Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay?
Dusra Pathan: khocha tum to bilkul Akhrot hay ‘sent mesage’ ka matlab khushbu wala message.
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