Ye haath mujhe de de thakur
May.26, 2015 in Urdu Funny SMS
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!!
Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…
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