Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya..
May.26, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS, Urdu Insult SMS
Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya
Zardari ne driver se Kaha K is K malik Ka Pta Kro.
Jub driver wapis aya to us K galay me bohat se phool the
Zardari: ye Kia hai?
Driver: Sir me ne logon se sirf yahi Kaha K
me zardari ka driver hun
Kuttay Ka bacha mar gya hai
Unhon ne agli bat hi nh suni…
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