Zardari MILK SHOP per gaya
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Zardari= Bhai 1 kilo Doodh dena kuttay k liye
Doodh wala= Yaheen piyo ge
Ya
Pack kardon?
*Geo News*
Hr Kutty Pr Nazar…!
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