Ek Pathan ne ek buzurg se koch pocha

Buzurg ne 2 thapar laga diye,

1 admi ne pathan se pocha tumne kiya bola,

Pathan: maine Sirf Pocha k “14 August ki Namaz kahan hogi”:)

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