An essay on a cricket match
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
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