Baap ka naam
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Related posts:
- No match, due to rain!!! Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except...
- Kash tussi sms honde Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi. Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal...
- Band master with Santa Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa...
- Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
- Sardarji’s intelligence – How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear...
- Sardar always smile – Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken....
- Sardarji to doctor Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your problem? Sardarji : I keep...
- Flash New A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab. Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…...
- Teacher and Sardar Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without...
- Petrol pump nahi.. Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte...
- Chatri mein hole Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh...
- Sardar in a garment shop A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar:...
- Couldn’t write the number “eleven” Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”? He didn’t know which “one” came first…...
- Sardarji infront of mirror Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He...
- anta fall out the window Why did Santa fall out the window? – He was ironing the curtain....
- When I was born When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!...
- A man to Santa A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within...
- Open the zip and do An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman : Good evening, how do u do? Santa : Gud evening, we...
- Lecturing on population A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A...
- Sardar at an art gallery Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art...
- Let’s Thank It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But just one woman to make...
- Guess karo kyun le kar gaya? Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya. Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?...
- Only small babies A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:...
- Test nahi one-day karwalo Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge....
- Mr. Inside and Mr. Outside Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When...
Advertisement