Banta to his new bride
May.11, 2023 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
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