Chatri mein hole
May.26, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..
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