Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha

Are u relaxing?

SARDAR: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.

Phr dobara ek Angrez guzra or us ne b yehi poocha:

Are u relaxing?

Sardar ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh.

Ye keh k wo utha aur apnay se kuch door letay huay Angrez se bola:

Are u relaxing?

ANGREZ: Yes, I am relaxing.

SARDAR thappar mar k bola: “aby tu idher laita hua hai aur wahan tujhe sub log dhond rahe hain”

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