Go and water the plants
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Related posts:
- No match, due to rain!!! Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except...
- Sardarji standing below a tube light – Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him...
- Sardarji to doctor Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your problem? Sardarji : I keep...
- Flash New A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab. Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…...
- Mujhe kabhi deta nahi Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi? Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi...
- Janwar ki aulad Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai. Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti...
- Some Vitamins While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or...
- Baap ka naam Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha… Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?” Sardar :...
- Chatri mein hole Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh...
- Will you marry me Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse...
- Main kaun Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun? Pappu: Main! Gangubai: Main kaun?...
- Smart Sardars and UFOs – What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them but you never see...
- Sardars in a railway station. Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this...
- Santa and frog argument Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the...
- anta fall out the window Why did Santa fall out the window? – He was ironing the curtain....
- Higher Studies Yaar… Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He...
- Sardarji is not sleeping Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told him that it is wrong...
- A man to Santa A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within...
- Flash News Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars have so far found 500...
- Test nahi one-day karwalo Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge....
- An answering machine Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala...
- Lawyer to Sardar Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court...
- Set up a darkroom – Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light...
- Lunch box lids Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re...
- Mr. Inside and Mr. Outside Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When...
Advertisement