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1. Gold ring de de SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST...
2. A Sardar invested 2 Lakh A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. – Do U know what the business was...
3. Sardarji to doctor Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your problem? Sardarji : I keep...
4. Don’t call me now Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har...
5. I paid Rs.1000 Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy...
6. Flash New A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab. Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…...
7. Kash yeh meri… Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi...
8. Your wife very sweet Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my...
9. Petrol pump nahi.. Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte...
10. Agar piche se aaye… Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do? Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se...
11. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
12. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
13. ‘Free Delivery’ Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’....
14. Kash tussi sms honde Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi. Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal...
15. During my operation Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.” Nurse...
16. Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab...
17. Sardar and Friend Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti...
18. Why did he do so? Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did...
19. Kya baat karte ho papa Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat...
20. When I was born When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!...
21. Wo udash ho gaya Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho. Santa : 20...
22. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
23. Sardarji is not sleeping Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told him that it is wrong...
24. How do you recognize? – How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases the notes from the...
25. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...